You heard it somewhere else first: we got hacked. Don’t worry though we are going to say it was not an insider and never talk about some of our founders ever again. Problem solved. Oh wait yeah the tokens. We’re the only people who use this chain so we’ll just have everyone fork to lock them up and give us the power to freeze any tokens in the future. Censorship-resistance!
One chain is boring, two chains is cool. Best part? We partnered with a subsidiary of a subsidiary of our own parent company to make it happen! Oh wait do you guys know they’re our partner yet? And when we say partner we mean they own us? Either way, you know now.
We are ‘growing’ despite banking issues so take that FuckCoinCash’ed.
We are currently experiencing delays due to banking issues which we think will be sorted out after a few short lawsuits. Please stick with us in this trying time.