NYAG

We would like to respond to the allegations being spread by the unconstitutional New York Attorney General’s Office: we are innocent.

Sure we were not backed, but that is irrelevant.

Sure we gave $1 billion to money launderers with no contract but who hasn’t.

Sure we gave a loan to our partner company making us insolvent so they wouldn’t be.

Sure we paid ourselves bonuses with your money.

I forgot where I was going with this.

People can redeem again

Just so everyone knows you’re good to redeem again. Oh shit did we forget to announce that there was a long time where you couldn’t redeem? Listen that mistake is on us, and we will maybe do better in the future. In the meantime it is important that you start redeeming or even better send us any cash, bitcoin, securities, loans, lint, or horses so we can get some more tokens into this brilliant new economy.

New Bank

Oh man guys big news, we have a bank again. It’s down in the Caribbean and they even agreed to sign a letter saying we have money, well they won’t sign it but it’s definitely on their letterhead. Listen, we were never sure if we were gonna be in this position again, and so I just want to say thank you to all of you for a few more months of fun.